Night of the Vendor

Like Raspberry Jell-O?

It's a night like no other. Vendors, dressed in tight, neon leotards wrestling each other in a specially constructed pool of raspberry Jell-O. And you've got a front row seat  to all the action.

OK, really, that's what you were hoping for?  You're sick. Everybody knows raspberry Jell-O is terrible. You should be ashamed.

How about this: A collection of the region's best home improvement Vendors all gathered in one room for a single purpose. To make YOU more money. That's right. They are there to help you stuff more money in your man-purse than you ever thought possible (or lady-purse, as is applicable).

You might be asking "How's that possible? They are selling me stuff". Well my friend, think about it. You sell stuff too. Yeah, that's right. You sell the same stuff they sell. They sell it to you, you sell it to your clients. And who would a prospective remodeling client prefer to work with... someone who isn't up to speed on the products and services his or her industry has to offer or the sharp dressed contractor who is? Don't answer that. It's already painfully obvious.

Steal Their Stuff...

So, how do you keep your edge? Your keen intellect? Your impeccable good looks? You show up to Night of the Vendor. And you talk to these folks. You steal their knowledge. You take their stuff. And then, when you feel you just can't take in any more, you go out and impress the heck out of Mrs. Turnbuckle. Tell her about some new plumbing fixture or flooring system or roofing shingle. She will melt in the glow of your superior product comprehension. And her kitchen remodeling project will be yours. Then go get a bigger man-purse. You'll need it.

Check Out What Night of the Vendor has to Offer...

·  Over a dozen Top Rated Vendors just waiting to Fill Your Head with information about products that are new, that are cool, that can add dollars to your bottom line (assuming you have room down there)...

·  Free amazing give-aways. A winner last year was seen sobbing with joy in a corner of the room after being selected (Tony's name withheld for privacy). This year it could be you. But you have to be there to win. Tissues provided...

·  Networking with other really sharp contractors. If you don't leave this meeting with a business building nugget from one of them, you're spending too much time in the bathroom. Or sobbing in the corner...

·  Plus, food and drink that's so good, you'll feel guilty leaving the rest of the family at home with an expired box of mac 'n cheese and skim milk...

·  And even more. What more could we possibly do? Show up to find out...